Surreal!

Never Argue with a Woman...

This came to my email this week:

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors with her feet up, and begins to read her book..

The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat..
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') .

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you
with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women who are thinkers or men who can take it.
If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

Tea Time at 1.30am

Jorge Macchi at SMAK in Ghent

L's Agenda September 2011

Exhibitions:
James Casebere – Lisson Gallery, London
Contested Terrains: Level 2 Show – Tate Modern, London
Abraham Cruzvillegas – Modern Art Oxford
Ryan Gander: Locked Room Scenario – Artangel project, London
Aya Haidar. Behind Closed Doors – Bischoff/Weiss, London
Thilo Heinzmann – Carl Freedman Gallery, London
Roni Horn - Hauser & Wirth, London
Peter Hujar: Thek’s Studio 1967 – Maureen Paley, London
Christian Jankowski – Lisson Gallery, London
Nicene Kossentini: Boujmal – Selma Feriani Gallery, London
Joseph Kosuth – Spruth Magers, London
Gabriel Kuri – South London Gallery
Elad Lassry – White Cube, London
Josiah McElheny: The Bloomberg Commission – Whitechapel Gallery, London
Joan Miro – Tate Modern, London
Michelangelo Pistoletto – Simon Lee Gallery, London
James Richards – Chisenhale, London
Conrad Shawcross: Sequential - Victoria Miró Gallery, London
Taryn Simon – Tate Modern, London
Nedko Solakov – IKON, Birmingham
Thomas Struth: Photographs 1978 / 2010 – Whitechapel Gallery, London
Kerry Tribe – Modern Art Oxford
Adriana Varejão – Victoria Miró Gallery, London
Untitled 12th Istambul Biennial
The London Art Book Fair – Whitechapel Gallery

Films:
Dinner for Schmucks (2010). Jay Roach. With Steve Carell and Paul Rudd.
Frozen (2010). Adam Green. With Shawn Ashmore, Emma Bell and Kevin Zegers.
Going the Distance (2010). Nanette Burnstein. With Drew Barrymore and Justin Long.
Gone Baby Gone (2007). Ben Affleck. With Casey Affleck, Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris.
Jane Eyre (2011). Carey Fukunaga. With Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fasbender and Judi Dench
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010). Tod Williams. With Katie Fatherstone and Sprague Grayden.
My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988). Richard Benjamin. With Dan Aykroyd and Kim Basinger.
The Social Network (2010). David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin. With Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield and Justin Timberlake.

Books:
Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte

Theatre:
One For The Road/ Victoria Station – by Harold Pinter at the Print Room, London

Clarice Lispector III

Porque eu fazia do amor um cálculo matemático errado: pensava que, somando as compreensões, eu amava. Não sabia que, somando as incompreensões é que se ama verdadeiramente. Porque eu, só por ter tido carinho, pensei que amar é fácil.