Thursday 27 October 2011

The most difficult decision...

...in a woman's life: Which toilet to pick in a public bathroom?

- The first door is the biggest NoNo. Everyone who does not think about these things or is just practical, will go for the first one. So stay out of that one - it''s probably smelly and pee'ed all over.
- Stay away from the last door as well. People who want to go for number 2 often go for the most hidden, secluded and less used toilets - which they think is the one that is furthest away.
- The second door is also not good, as it is used by all the people that avoid doors number one and four.
- So, yes definetely go for door number 3! The less used and most likely to be clean.
Or then again, maybe not... who knows, there is a chance that everyone thinks like me, which means toilet number three is filthy!!!


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